The only thing I need to do like this is a creampie - I'll rip my tights off and make it happen

Why are you sitting there? My wife's not getting laid, she's even agreed to a creampie

A blowjob from a psychologist and no problems with the wife - if she'll give the same

She gave a blowjob, not a report. You don't hire a fucking secretary

Sex with an ex is not cheating! Fuck me safely, I won't tell my husband 😏